...and now, MY parody!

Well, if the great liar-in-chief, Shifty Schiff, can deliver a lie on national TV and when caught lying just brushed off his lie by saying "it was just a parody". So if pencil-neck Shifty can do a 'parody' on national TV, then I should be allowed the same on my blog.

Here goes: Adam Schiff has received millions from the energy company in Ukraine, as did the Bidens and John Kerry's family. At least Kerry's step-son saw through this danger and removed himself from the venture.  Schiff further promised every Democrat House member, if they vote for the impeachment, will be given a great reward in the men's room after the vote. He further stated he would bring a pillow to the men's room for his knees, so he can do a great lengthy job.

Nervous Nancy Pelosi is telling all Dem House members that if they didn't vote for Trump's impeachment, their name will be submitted to the Democrat executioner, Hillary "Evie Braun' Clinton.  Hillary promised Shifty that she will 'take care' of those Dems that didn't vote for impeachment if he will do any devious methods available to help her with another run for the presidency in 2020.

A 'whistleblower' that is unnamed, but is a very reliable source, has announced that Pencil Neck,  Crooked Hillary, and Nervous Nancy engage in three-way sex party once a week in Hillry's mansion in Martha's Vineyard, with the ladies performing their famous golden shower routines. Now that Schiff is under Dr.'s care for a STD he may be replaced by Steven Colbert, or even Chris Cuomo. Medical reports of Schiff's STD will be announced by Schiff's 'whistleblower', or some other unnamed reliable source.

Slick Willy Clinton and Crooked Hillary are now legally separated. Slick Willy has recently began dating Pocahantas Warren, in his hopes to be her vice pres. running mate. Warren says 'it's a match made in hell', as she approves Slick Willy as her VP choice. At the same time an unnamed reliabe 'whistleblower' says they have heard from another unnamed 'whistleblower' that Crooked Hillary has been seen in cozy compromising settings with the prison guard that supposedly fell asleep while Epstein died in prison.

California governor Newsome calls Pelosi 'Aunt Nancy', as he is her nephew. Governor Newsome has promised 'Aunt Nancy' that as long as he's governor he won't move against her deplorable, filthy, drug-infested, crime ridden, and homeless district. He is caught on tape from an unnamed 'whistleblower' saying, 'don't worry Aunt Nancy, I've found more space for the homeless to set up their tents, so don't worry about your district....just keep your focus on impeaching Trump....never mind the other stuff...I got your back'. 

It has just been "confirmed" that Slick Willy will be delivering the eulogy at Epstein's funeral. An unnamed 'whistleblower' source has learned from another unnamed source the contents of Slick Willy's eulogy. Slick Willy will sing the praises of Eppstein, especially thanking his buddy Jeff for introducing him to some very nice underage future voters. 

Dem Congressman Jerry Nadler and congresswoman Maxine Waters will not be available to participate in future congressional hearings. The two have been carrying on in a torrid sexual relationship and were found out.  An unnamed reliable 'whistleblower' has reported that the two are happily in love and will move together to Cuba where thet will be warmly welcomed.

Of course I want to tag this blog as a parody, much like Shifty Schiff did on national TV as he lied while reading the false telephone call from Pres. Trump and the Ukraine President. On the other hand, if I substituted all these Socialist Dem names with prominent Republican names, you can bet CNN and MSNBC would run with the story repeatedly.  On the other hand, maybe my parody is true after all. Now if we could just identify these 'whistleblowers' and reliable unnamed sources.

And that's Politics with Pete for today...God bless our country and our troops.