Get A Job

Remember that old time rock 'n roll song, "Get a job"? I think it should be a theme to sing and play for ISIS.  Finally our astute State Department has found the answer to all the problems the world is having in the mid east today. Wow are they fantastic or what? Have you heard yet?

Yes, State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf, while a guest on the "leg-tingler" Chris Matthews MSNBC show,  said, "we just can't kill ISIS...we should be helping them by getting them jobs to raise their self-esteem...even educate them".

Wow Ms. Harf what a novel concept. Did you and your boss John "Lurch" Kerry come up with  that idea all on your own? I'm sure once ISIS gets educated and gets a good job their self-esteem will bloom so high that they will not slaughter or kill Jews and Christians.   You do know Ms. Harf that ISIS makes about $3.Million per day by selling their black market oil from oil fields they have overtaken. Ah yeah, you must've forgot that little tidbit.

What educational courses are we going to provide for them when we educate them? Maybe Judeo-Christian Values 101, or maybe Negotiating without use of weapons 101. I'm sure there are many educational classes to be offered to these fine ISIS warriors to help "blend" them into society. Ms. Harf, you are a genius. Of course ISIS "students" would have to be taught they can't behead a professor in college if they get a bad grade.

What type of college degree, and what kind of job will the ISIS students finally receive? Maybe they could learn how to raise pigs on a farm, and then get a job at a pork meat-packing plant. Oh, the opportunities would be endless. Are you and Lurch Kerry going to present this great idea to Barry? Hey, it would be great if you could get one of those ISIS warriors a job working with you when you give your press releases. It would look great seeing you standing next to a fully garbed ISIS warrior while on the podium. Thank you again Ms. Harf for your great idea.

Maybe Ms. Harf could meet with Hillary Clinton to work on these issues. Remember Ms. Clinton was the one that prompted America, "we need to understand our enemy...their wants and needs...we should look at things from their perspective." Wait, Ms. Clinton, who's going to provide the jobs for the ISIS guys? Certainly not the private sector. Aren't you the one that said, "it's not true that jobs come from the private sector".

I just had a brainstorm idea. If Hillary gets the Democrat nod to run for president, she should have Ms. Harf as her running mate. Together these two would solve all our mid east problems. 

Well, Ms. Harf, while you're getting jobs for these ISIS guys, and getting them educated could you take some time out and find a way to stop them from slaughtering Jews and Christians? That might just help a little, don't you think?

In the meantime I'll help in the best way I can for ISIS by singing, "Get A Job".

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